“Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,

Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,

Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,

Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!”

CHAPTER III

In which Clarence and his companion, the Butcher’s Boy, discourse, according to their respective lights, on poetry and other subjects, ending with a swim that was never taken and the singing of Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay for the last time.

“That was great,” said Abe, enthusiastically, as he led the way up a steep and winding path. “You dished that feller easy. How did you do it?”

“I just tackled him.”

“What’s that?”

“Don’t you know anything about football?”