BRIDGE
This is a popular pastime, and much of the attention of our best minds in high society is concentrated upon guessing whether a given card is in the hand of the person on the right or on the left.
As there is a great curiosity among all classes of readers concerning bridge, the benevolent author has gone into the etiquette of the game with a good deal of thoroughness.
In order to be an accomplished bridge player one must possess the following attributes:
A dress suit. (This does not apply to ladies.)
A large roll of clean bills with a rubber band encircling them.
A cigarette and ash tray.
A stoical, blond and unimpassioned nature.
A partner—usually of the opposite sex.