Miss C. Well, I’m thankful to say there’s nothing false about me.
Susan. Is that your own hair?
Miss C. Yes, every curl and puff.
Susan. How much did you pay for it?
Miss C. Nature gave it to me. I have only to pull out a few hairpins and it falls down to my knees.
Rubber. If you’d pull ’em all out it would fall down to the floor.
Miss C. You’re a rude person. But we actresses have to meet all kinds.
Rubber. Oh, my! I guess I better apologize. If I said anything I should be sorry for I’m glad of it.
Susan. You must excuse him. He never had any bringing up. Where was your father born?
Rubber. In San Francisco.