Miss C. (laughing). Yes, I did, but——
Rubber. Well, I’m a-stickin’. (Rings bell.) And you said this is the special train, didn’t you?
Miss C. Yes, but this is a quiet hotel, and——
Rubber (firmly). It’s goin’ to be still quieter. If you’re goin’ you better git on. Al-l-l aboard—special way train for the subway, the Great White Way and Broadway. (Blows whistle.) Al-l-l aboard!
Susan. That’s it—that’s the way I’m going. No more hotel for mine! (Dramatic gesture.) It’s me for the footlights.
Miss C. (C., with others either side of her). You’re both all right. Hereafter we’re the Calcium Comedy Company, Unlimited! We’ll take the Quiet Hotel to Broadway and make a noise with it they can hear half-way to San Francisco!—All-l-l aboard!
(The sketch may be ended with a song or other specialty if preferred.)
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Practical Elocution
By J. W. Shoemaker, A. M.