If you’ve ever remarked the peculiar behaviour,

When he rams a large stone, of an Irish pavier.)

Well, he wasn’t much hurt,

But appeared from the dirt,

Which adhered to his mitre and robes, to be rather

A ghastly and horrible sight for a Father

Confessor, who ere he thus rudely was tost

In the mire, was got up regardless of cost.

For this fall he vowed vengeance, and straightway on that theme a

Writ was prepared which wound up with “Anathema!”