That ornament of science!

“But, joking apart, Browne, how’s your wife?

Not annoyed, I hope; to cause any strife

Would give me infinite sorrow.”

Then springing up stairs with a loud “Ha! ha!”

He thrust his head through the door ajar,

And greeted the lady with “Here we are,”

And “How d’ye do to-morrow.”

Mrs. Browne received him with looks so black

That he felt himself quite taken aback,