(Never was such a sleeper),
After giving a snore,
Which was almost a roar,
Has just turned in her bed and begun a fresh score;
The butler (a shocking old wine-bibbing sinner),
Having made some mistake after yesterday’s dinner,
As to where he should put a decanter of sherry,
Went to bed rather merry,
But perplexed in his mind,
Not being able to find