“I’m going to help.”
“Oh, you are? That would be very funny.”
“Funny or not, I’m going to help.”
“You would only be in the way.”
“You don’t know whether I should or not.”
“I know I should do much better if you would go back and run the railroad a few minutes.”
“The railroad be hanged. I am for dinner.”
“But I will get dinner for you.”
“You need not. I can get it for myself.”