A simple truth I give to you
To always recollect;
There is one thing—and that's Friendship—
Will not thrive on neglect.
Hooverize
An order of Hoover's
I think is quite good;
"Don't feed your dear husband—
But husband your food."
Fine
"It must be fine," the Sweet Thing cried,
"To write a poem like his'n."
"It should be fine," the man replied,
"Plus thirty days in prison."