“Of course,” said she, “it isn’t only findin’ out what you be yourself, but it’s lettin’ other people see what you be. If you didn’t do that it would be like a pot a-b’ilin’ out in the middle of a prairie, with nobody nearer nor a hundred miles.”
“It would be the same as if it hadn’t b’iled,” remarked Matlack.
“That’s jest it,” said she, “and so I ain’t sorry you come along, Phil, so’s I can tell you some things I’ve found out about myself. One of them is that I like to lie flat on my back and look up at the leaves of the trees and think about them.”
“What do you think?” asked Matlack.
“I don’t think nothin’,” said she. “Just as soon as I begin to look at them wrigglin’ in the wind, and I am beginnin’ to wonder what it is I think about them, I go slam bang to sleep, and when I wake up and try to think again what it is I think, off I go again. But I like it. If I don’t know what it is I think, I ought to know that I don’t know it. That’s what I call bein’ really and truly a hermick.”
“What else did you find out?” inquired Matlack.
“I found out,” she answered, with animation, “that I admire to read anecdotes. I didn’t know I cared a pin for anecdotes until I took to hermickin’. Now here’s this paper; it came ’round the cheese, and it’s got a good many anecdotes scattered about in it. Let me read one of them to you. It’s about a man who made his will and afterwards was a-drivin’ a horse along a road, and the horse got skeered and ran over his executor, who was takin’ a walk. Then he sung out, ‘Oh, bless my soul!’ says he. But I’ll read you the rest if I can find it.”
“Never mind about the anecdote,” said Matlack, who knew very well that it would take Mrs. Perkenpine half an hour to spell out twenty lines in a newspaper. “What I want to know is if you found out anything about yourself that’s likely to give you a boost in the direction of that cookin’-stove of yourn.”
Mrs. Perkenpine was a woman whose remarks did not depend upon the remarks of others. “Phil Matlack,” said she, gazing fixedly at his pipe, “if I had a man I’d let him smoke just as much as he pleased and just where he pleased. He could smoke afore he got up, and he could smoke at his meals, and he could smoke after he went to bed, and, if he fancied that sort of thing, he could smoke at family prayers; it wouldn’t make no difference to me, and I wouldn’t say a word to him agin’ it. If that was his individdlety, I’d say viddle.”
“And how about everything else?” asked Matlack. “Would you tell him to cook his own victuals and mend his clothes accordin’ to his own nater?”