I admitted that I had not. I would eat, I would do anything, so that afterward she would tell me about Bertha.
When I had a cup of coffee and some toast which Mary brought to me upon a tray, I arose from my chair.
"Now tell me quickly," I said, "where is Bertha?"
"Not a bit of it," said Mary Phillips—I call her so, for I shall never know her by any other name.
"Sit down again, Mr. Rockwell, and eat these two eggs. When you have done that I will talk to you about her. You needn't be in a hurry to go to see her, because in the house where she is the people are not up yet."
"Might as well sit down and eat," said the captain, laughing. "When you're under command of this skipper you will find that her orders are orders, and the quicker you step up and obey them, the better. So I would advise you to eat your eggs."
I began to do so, and Captain Guy laughed a mighty laugh. "She's a little thing," he said, "but she does know how to make men stand about. I didn't believe there was a person in this world who could have kept my hands off you when I saw you hugging my wife. But she did it, and I tell you, sir, I was never worse cut up in my whole life than I was when I saw you do that."
"Sir," said I, looking at him steadfastly, "if I have caused you any pain, any misery, any torment of the soul, any anguish of heart, any agony of jealousy, or mental torture of any kind, I am heartily glad of it, for all of these things you have brought on me."
"Good!" cried Mary Phillips; "you must be feeling better, sir, and when you have entirely finished breakfast we will go on and talk."
In a few moments I pushed away the tray, and Mary, looking at it, declared herself satisfied, and placed it on a side table.