Soft roes the commissariat

Shall serve me opposite thy hat.

Some folks who are not yet very old may remember a quaint part-song or quartette for male voices, entitled “Life is but a Melancholy Flower,” which was sung alternately somewhat in this fashion:—

Life is butter!

Melon!!

Cauliflower!!!

Life is but a melancholy flower!

It had much deserved success in its day.

An old recipe for the roasting of a swan is very fairly summed up in these lines:—

TO ROAST A SWAN