CHAPTER I.
PAGE
Lonergan's Case—Old Prisons[1]
CHAPTER II.
Vesey and Keogh[6]
CHAPTER III.
Mary Tudor[16]
CHAPTER IV.
The Birth of a Word—A Letter of Introduction—The
Honor of Knighthood
[25]
CHAPTER V.
A Millionaire[31]
CHAPTER VI.
The Ship Street Diamond—Second-hand Plate—The Silver
Slab—Law's Window—Old Newgate
[33]
CHAPTER VII.
Gonne's Watch[42]
CHAPTER VIII.
The Major[49]
CHAPTER IX.
Committals—A Barber Wanted—Dwyer the Rebel—An Extraordinary
Inquest—Sergeant Greene's Horse—Christy
Hughes—The Police Clerks—Recorder Walker—The
Police Statutes—Preamble—A Benefit Society Case—Police
Recruits—A Born Soldier
[57]
CHAPTER X.
Mendicancy[71]
CHAPTER XI.
Carriage Court Cases—Dublin Carmen[77]
CHAPTER XII.
A Gratuitous Jaunt—The Portuguese Postillion—A Few
Hyperboles—Miscellaneous Summonses
[88]
CHAPTER XIII.
Dogs—Whipping Young Thieves—Garden Robbers—Reformatories—Apologies
for Violence—Trespassers on a Nunnery
[95]
CHAPTER XIV.
Terry Driscoll's Fiction—Bridget Laffan—Sailors—Fisher[103]
CHAPTER XV.
A Duper Duped[110]
CHAPTER XVI.
Who threw the Bottle?—Excise and Customs Cases[119]
CHAPTER XVII.
John Sergeant—The Magisterial Offices—Two Murders—One
Reprieved—Delahunt's Crimes
[127]
CHAPTER XVIII.
Murder of Mr. Little—Detective Inefficiency—Individual
Efficiency—A False Accusation Exposed—Extraordinary
Gratitude—A Salutary Reformation—A Charge of Felony—Poor
Puss, who shot her?—Baxter and Barnes
[139]
CHAPTER XIX.
A Run to Connaught—A Present—A Puzzle—Moll Raffle—A
Lucky Accusation—Crown Witnesses—Who blew up
King William?—Surgical Assistance—A Rejected Suitor—George
Robins—The Greek Count: The Rats—The
Child of the Alley—The Lucky Shot
[153]
CHAPTER XX.
O'Connell—Smith O'Brien and Meagher—John Mitchel—Informers—The
Close of 1848—The Military—A French View of Popular Commotions
[169]
CHAPTER XXI.
Cholera: An Impatient Patient; Good News! only Typhus
Fever—Royal Visits—Scotch Superiority strongly asserted—A
Police Bill stigmatised—Leave of Absence—The Rhine—The Rhineland
[186]
CHAPTER XXII.
Brussels—Royal Children—The Great Exhibition in London—Home
Again: A Preacher—Unlucky Rioters—Visit to Paris—Michel Perrin
[202]
CHAPTER XXIII.
The Count or Convict, which?—The Fawn's Escape[231]
CHAPTER XXIV.
The Count de Coucy—Dumas—A Threatened Suicide[251]
CHAPTER XXV.
Dargan's Exhibition—A Bell and Knocker—Lord Gough—Father
Pecherine's Case—Assaults and Thefts—The City
Militia—A Scald quickly cured—Sailors leaving their Ship
[262]
CHAPTER XXVI.
Effects of Enlistment—Martial Tendencies—The She Barracks—The
Dublin Garrison—An Artillery Amazon—A Colonel of
Dragoons—Donnybrook Fair—The Liquor Traffic
[277]
CHAPTER XXVII.
The College Row—The Cook Street Printer—A Question and
Answer—A Barrister—An Attorney—Gibraltar
[291]
CHAPTER XXVIII.
Gibraltar, continued[306]
CHAPTER XXIX.
Gibraltar, continued—Departure for Home—Charity, real Charity—A
Death and Funeral—The Bay of Biscay again—At Home: Leisure no
Pleasure—A Review
[320]
CHAPTER XXX.
A Dublin Dentist[332]
CHAPTER XXXI.
A Trip to the North—Metrical Attempts—Contrasts—Paris:
A Fair—A Review—Nadar's Balloon—Sport, Turf, Boxing—Liquor
Vehicles—No Hods—A Horse, a Dog, Rats
[346]
CHAPTER XXXII.
Contrasts—French Kitchens—Shops and Signs—The Seine—Trees
and Flowers—A Pretty Thief—French Wit—French
Silver—The Hotel des Invalides
[360]
CHAPTER XXXIII.
Gain preferred to Glory—Curious Inscriptions—Former
Gambling—An Assault—French Charity—A Letter to Heaven
[376]
CHAPTER XXXIV.
Father Prout[382]
CHAPTER XXXV.
A French Land Murder—Irishmen, French Ecclesiastics—Algerian
Productions—Bird Charming—Brittany—Chateaubriand
[387]
CHAPTER XXXVI.
The Arran Islands—Circuit Reminiscences—Conclusion[396]

TWENTY YEARS' RECOLLECTIONS OF AN
IRISH POLICE MAGISTRATE.


CHAPTER I. LONERGAN'S CASE—OLD PRISONS.

Although it is probable that I may bring before my readers an incident or two of a more remote date, I shall commence with the narrative of an alleged crime and its supposed punishment, which has been adverted to by Sir Jonah Barrington in his "Personal Recollections," Vol. I., page 52, and in the description of which he has lapsed into considerable inaccuracy. According to him, the name of the person chiefly concerned was "Lanegan;" but in that respect there is a positive error; for by examining the records of the Crown Office, (Ireland,) I find the name, as my father had frequently stated to me, to be "Lonergan." He was a young man who had been educated at the school of the Rev. Eugene M'Kenna, of Raheny, in the County of Dublin, and from that establishment entered Trinity College, Dublin, in the year 1773. During his undergraduate course, he resided with Mr. M'Kenna, and acted as an assistant in the school. In 1777, having finished his University studies, he became a tutor in the family of Mr. Thomas O'Flaherty, of Castlefield, in the County of Kilkenny. That gentleman was singularly unfortunate in having married a woman of most depraved tendencies. She engaged in an intrigue with Lonergan, and on the 28th of June, 1778, Mr. O'Flaherty died under circumstances which occasioned the arrest of Lonergan, on a charge of having poisoned him. The woman evaded arrest and escaped to a foreign country. Some time must have elapsed between the commission of the crime and the apprehension of the accused party, for it was not until the Summer Assizes of Kilkenny, in 1781, that Lonergan was arraigned for Petit Treason, the offence being considered by the law, as it then existed, as more aggravated than murder, inasmuch as he was in the domestic service of the man whom he was alleged to have destroyed. He succeeded, on certain legal grounds, in postponing his trial; but in the ensuing term a writ of certiorari issued, and the indictment was removed to the Court of King's Bench. A trial at bar was held on November 12th, 1781, the jury having been brought up from Kilkenny. The prisoner was convicted, and sentenced to be hanged and quartered on the 24th of the aforesaid month, and the sheriffs of the City of Dublin were directed to have the sentence carried into effect. At the time of his conviction, the prisoner declared that he was innocent of the crime; but he admitted that he bought arsenic at the instance of Mrs. O'Flaherty, who, according to his statement, told him that she intended to use it in destroying rats. He did not deny the imputation of an adulterous intrigue with her. The Rev. Mr. M'Kenna did not forget his former pupil and assistant. He visited him in prison, testified to his character in very favorable terms at the trial, and, after condemnation, was assiduous in preparing him to meet his impending doom with Christian resignation. He determined to attend him to the termination of his sufferings, and to pay the last duties to his remains. M'Kenna was married to a cousin of my father, and he was on terms of the closest intimacy with our family. My father resided in Skinner Row, (now Christ Church Place,) Dublin; and at the period to which this narrative refers, he was in the prime of life—tall, vigorous, and active. He was also serjeant of the grenadier company of the Dublin Volunteers. He had known the unhappy Lonergan during the peaceful and comparative innocent days that the latter had spent at Raheny. He pitied the miserable fate of the culprit, doubted his guilt, and sympathized with the worthy man whose pious solicitude and friendship still sought to console the spirit that was so soon to pass away. On the evening before the execution, M'Kenna remained with the condemned as long as the regulations of the prison permitted. He then betook himself to my father's house, where he proposed to stay until the earliest hour of the morning at which he could be admitted to the gaol. Having mentioned that he would not fail to attend Lonergan to the consummation of his fate, in compliance with the culprit's request, he was informed by my father that he should also be at the execution, for that owing to the paucity of regular troops in Dublin, the sheriff had made a requisition for a guard of the Volunteers, and that the grenadier company were to attend at Baggot Street, (the Tyburn of Dublin,) to which place the prisoner was to be escorted from Thomas Street by a troop of cavalry.

Accordingly, on the 24th November, 1781, Lonergan, having briefly but very distinctly denied any participation in the crime for which he was condemned, was hanged by the withdrawal of the cart from beneath the gallows to which the halter was attached, and although he received no drop, his sufferings did not seem to be very acute. He almost immediately ceased to struggle, and life appeared to be extinct. The weather was extremely inclement; and when the body had been suspended for about twenty minutes, the sheriff acceded to a suggestion that it might be cut down. There was some difficulty in getting at the rope so as to cut it with a knife. M'Kenna remarked this to my father, who, drawing his short, slightly curved, and very sharp hanger, directed the cart to be backed towards the body. Then, springing up on the cart, he struck the rope where it crossed the beam, and severed it at once. A coffin was brought forward from a hearse which was in waiting. The sheriff directed the cap to be removed, and the body to be turned with the face down. Then he handed a sharp penknife to the executioner, who made two incisions across each other on the back of the neck. This was considered a formal compliance with the portion of the sentence which directed "quartering." The body was then left to the care of the faithful friend, M'Kenna, who directed it to be placed in the hearse and conveyed to his house at Raheny. On the 26th, a funeral, very scantily attended, proceeded to Raheny churchyard. M'Kenna had the coffin lowered into a very deep grave, and the burial service was read by the parochial clergyman. Persons were engaged to watch for a few nights lest any attempt should be made to exhume the corpse for anatomical purposes. In two days after the funeral my father received a note from M'Kenna, in consequence of which he immediately proceeded to Raheny. On his arrival he was pledged to secrecy and co-operation. He willingly assented, and having been conducted into a small apartment in the upper part of the house, he there beheld alive, although greatly debilitated, the man whom, at Baggot Street, he had cut down from the gallows. On the night of the 30th November, he brought Lonergan into Skinner Row. There he kept him concealed for upwards of a week, and then succeeded in shipping him for Bristol. From thence he proceeded, unsuspected and uninterrupted, to America, where, under the name of James Fennell, he lived for a considerable time, and supported himself by educational pursuits. His resuscitation was attributed to the rope having been unusually short, to his being swung from the cart without receiving any perpendicular drop, and especially to the incisions in his neck, which produced a copious effusion of blood. Lonergan stated that on being suspended, he immediately lost any sensation of a painful nature. His revival was attended with violent and distressing convulsions.

OLD PRISONS.