"Ridiculous," Zeus growled. "Ship him out!"
"Absolutely not!" Hera cried. "It's very romantic. Let him stay."
Being a wise husband, Zeus recanted.
Should you have read of the mysterious disappearance of Randy
Bocksteil, and wondered what happened, you now have the details.
Randy became a mediocre farmer. He learned the rudiments of hunting, of skinning and quartering deer.
He learned, alas, how to make the potent wine of the region.
When newcomers visit the village, and Randy has sampled his own wine, he explains to them the wonders of the 20th century.
They suggest he drink less wine.
It was said of Dionysius that, if he did not steal it, he would do without it.
It was said of Dionysius that, if he did not kill, he would call the day a waste.