A BOY WONDER!
AN EXTRAORDINARY CAREER! A LONG-LOST SISTER!
And there were other headlines that startled and dismayed Al.
According to them he had been a lion hunter, a champion football and baseball player, an exceptional sprinter, and the greatest boxer of his age that the world had ever known.
"You must have made yourself mighty solid with the Banner man to get an ad. like that," remarked the clerk. "It's simply great."
"I wish I hadn't succeeded in making myself quite so solid," groaned Al.
The clerk stared at him, asking in surprise:
"Don't you like the notice?"
"Hardly."
"What's the matter with it?"