G. K. We’ll tax the gnomes of each denomination.

Roos. They’re taxed already, sir, wholesale and retail.

G. K. Tax them some more.

Roos.         But how?

G. K.                          Well, that’s a detail.

Taxes. Tax every thing and every body,

Toffee and tubs, ice cream and whiskey toddy.

Tax folks who fish—for compliments or salmon.

Lay taxes on their corns for shooting.

Roos.                          (aside) Gammon.