The General’s joint is when the loine he dresses.

That’s not the worst; it’s more than I can bear,

To hear the little beggar cry “form square!”

One into four, won’t go. He says it will.

Nothing goes into me I know, but drill.

From morn till night he has me on my legs,

He’ll wear them off “as sure as eggs are eggs.”

He talks of “wings,” as if I were a bird.

“By your left wheel!” he cries. The thing’s absurd.

I’d like to know why should I buy a wheel!