You kicked you poor old pa beneath the table?
(Noodle nods.)
Say, did you once, upon your nurse’s lap,
By chance capsize a teaspoonful of pap?
Noo. I did! I did! The circumstance pecoolia,
I now recall it. Which her name was Julia.
Doo. Did you like sugar on your bread and butter?
(Noodle nods.)
Used you to play at marbles in the gutter?
Noo. I must confess it.