Small Bills.
"Is the Legislature passing any big bills?" inquired Weston.
"No I think not," said Preston. "I was over there the other day, and I couldn't even hear the crinkle of one bigger than $10!"
Caught on the Fly.
The homely virtues may be old, but they are still young enough to carry the world's burdens.
The crust on the pie at a charity dinner may be long, but it covers a multitude of culinary sins.
Every good thing in this world costs money; and since experience is the best thing of life it is always expensive, also.