Sooner Sayings.
The swift horse makes the safe filing.
Getting in line is easy, but it's where you want to get that costs the money.
A mother-in-law may not be a popular member of the family, but your wife's folks will do to visit when the crops fail.
A Modern Love Story.
Anent the present divorce agitation, I find in an old paper the following skit which is still in point:
Chapter I.
They met in the Spring
And admired everything.
Chapter II.
In the Summer she said,
"Yes, dear, we will wed!"