Can your brains truly so addled be?

"Yes, yes, good sir, you are a poet,"

Chirped out the pecker, mocking me.

What doth me to these woods entice?

The chance to give some thief a trouncing?

A saw, an image? Ha, in a trice

My rhyme is on it, swiftly pouncing!

All things that creep or crawl the poet

Weaves in his word-loom cunningly.

"Yes, yes, good sir, you are a poet,"