At Gower Street I chanced to meet,

One day, a strange old party,

Who tore his hair in wild despair,

Until I thought—"I would not swear,

That you're not mad, my hearty."

"Yes, mad, quite mad. Dear me! How sad!"

I cried; for, to the porter,

He did complain—"Look here! Again

No smoke from any single train

That's passed within the quarter.