Thought I—"They're very ill, I fear;

I wonder what's the matter."

Surmise was vain. In came my train.

I got in. "First"—a "Smoking."

That motley crew—they got in too.

I wondered what on earth to do,

For each began a-choking.

"Pray, won't you smoke?" the old man spoke.

Thought I—"He's growing madder."