XXIX.
THAT OF THE ABSENT-MINDED LADY.

The lady hailed a passing 'bus,

And sat down with a jerk;

Upon her heated face she wore

A most complacent smirk;

Three parcels held she in her lap,

Safe-guarded from the least mishap.

The 'bus it rattled, bumped, and shook—

She didn't seem to mind—