"An' ye mane to shut me up in that,
Ye ugly great gorilly?"
Thinks Oi. "Bedad! ye won't, thin.
D'ye take me for a silly?"
So when she opens wide the door,
Oi steps asoide politely;
She walks insoide, Oi shuts the door,
An' fastens it up toightly.
An' a moighty lucky thing it waz
Oi fastened her up so, sor;