I'll therefore marry Captain Jolly."

(A kind old man who called her "Polly.")

"Though what on earth a girl could see,"

He said, while on their honeymoon,

"Attractive in a man like me——"

Then Mrs. Jolly very soon

(Though doubtless with some trepidation)

Explained to him the situation.

Good Captain Jolly sighed, and said:

"A Begum you can never be,