For they say, sir, "None but he, sir,

He, sir, understands the toe."

Earls and Dukes wait every day, sir,

Every day, sir, in a row.

This the history of Farley,

Doctor Farley, sir, M.D.,

Others—in the street of Harley—

Others like him there may be.

There's a moral to this story,

To this story, if you're wise: