"If ye'll only save me loife,"
Sez he, "Oi'll give yez money,
An' a most attractive woife,
An' ye won't be in the menu
Ov me little dinner party
If ye'll only pull me round," sez he,
"An' make me sthrong an' hearty."
So Oi made a diagnosis
Wid my penknife an' some sthring
(Though Oi hadn't got a notion