I hold ze "bat," Jack hold ze "ball."

"Now zen! Look out!" I hear him cry.

I drop ze "bat," I look about;

Ze ball—he hit me in ze eye."

I cry, "Parbleu!" Ze stars I see.

I think it is "all up" wiz me.

I try again. Ze "ball" is hard.

I catch him two times—on ze nose.

I run, I fall, I hurt my arm,

I spoil my new white flannel clothes,