"Excuse me a moment. I'll find if I can

My warm slippers, for I too am bootless."

This pleasantry put them both quite at their ease;

They discoursed of De Wet, and of Tupper.

Then the household his lordship aroused, if you please,

And invited the burglar to supper.

The burglar told tales of his hardly-won wealth,

And each drank to the other one's jolly good health.

There's a charm about informal parties like these,

And it was a most excellent supper.