I managed to get down without doing much damage, and then remarked pleasantly:
“Good morning; have you——”
“No, I haven’t,” interrupted the Turtle snappishly; “and what’s more, I don’t want to.”
“What do you mean?” I inquired, in surprise.
“Soap!” was the reply.
“I don’t understand you,” I exclaimed.
“You’re an advertisement for somebody’s soap, aren’t you?” asked the Turtle.
“Certainly not,” I replied, indignantly.
“Your first remark sounded very much like it,” said the Turtle suspiciously. “‘Good morning, have you used——’”
“I wasn’t going to say that at all,” I interrupted. “I was merely going to ask if you could oblige me with a light.”