“When in my Royal Robes I’m drest,
I’ll be most gracious to each guest,
Attending your ‘At Home.’
And when they’ve gone I will not scorn
To mend your children’s clothes, if torn,
Or hair to brush and comb.
“You give a Dinner—just so—look—
I’ll help the Footman—Butler—Cook,
Before the guests arrive.
In fact, I humbly claim to be,