“When in my Royal Robes I’m drest,

I’ll be most gracious to each guest,

Attending your ‘At Home.’

And when they’ve gone I will not scorn

To mend your children’s clothes, if torn,

Or hair to brush and comb.

“You give a Dinner—just so—look—

I’ll help the Footman—Butler—Cook,

Before the guests arrive.

In fact, I humbly claim to be,