One night as I paused by the Nursery door,

And looked at the scattered toys,

I said to myself, “Was there ever before

Such troublesome girls and boys?”

And then as I hurried to gather them up,

I heard a wee voice complain,

“Oh! sorry am I that I ever was wed,

And would I were single again!”

On the ground at my feet lay a soldier red,

And I think he was made of tin,