“‘My friend, I will, upon my word’
The Cockney then did say,
‘I’ll come with you just like a bird—
A bird they call a J.’
“‘Come, thin,’ said Pat, ‘no longer waitr
We’re losing half the day;
And sure thin since we may be late
We’d better take the K.’
“And as they to the town did go,
’Twas thus the Cockney spake: