“That’s one,” replied the Advertiser General.
“Don’t balance birds upon your nose,
Or you’ll be thought insane.
“That’s another,” said the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee.
“If any one sings out of tune,
It’s not much use to scold.
“That’s the third,” chimed in the First Lord of the Cash Box.
“And if your voice is very harsh,
Don’t sing unless you’re told.
“And that’s the fourth,” added the Lord High Adjudicator.