I’ve asked a Dog, I’ve asked a Cat,
A Mongoose and a Vampire Bat
That rudely asked ‘A who is?’
“I think I’ve found that it wears clothes,
And sometimes stands upon its nose,
And always bakes on Friday;
And though possessing nineteen feet,
And ofttimes more if quite complete,
It keeps its shoestrings tidy.
“It never talks aloud by day,