Water Champagne (sparkling)

Eau Sucré (extra dry)

Filtered Rain Water (still)

Bottled Hay (with needles)

“Oh! I’ve heard of hunting for a needle in a bottle of hay,” thought Girlie.

“Do you know why it’s called a menu?” asked the Doctor-in-law, looking over her shoulder.

“No,” said Girlie. “It’s French for something, isn’t it?”

“No,” said the Doctor-in-law, “it’s English, and it’s called a menu for two reasons; first, because it’s what they mean you to have, and, secondly, because it’s between me and you.”

“Oh!” said Girlie. “And why is it called a Fancy Dinner Party, please?” she asked.

“You’ll see directly,” replied the Doctor-in-law, as the Footman came round with the soup plates.