Water Champagne (sparkling)
Eau Sucré (extra dry)
Filtered Rain Water (still)
Bottled Hay (with needles)
“Oh! I’ve heard of hunting for a needle in a bottle of hay,” thought Girlie.
“Do you know why it’s called a menu?” asked the Doctor-in-law, looking over her shoulder.
“No,” said Girlie. “It’s French for something, isn’t it?”
“No,” said the Doctor-in-law, “it’s English, and it’s called a menu for two reasons; first, because it’s what they mean you to have, and, secondly, because it’s between me and you.”
“Oh!” said Girlie. “And why is it called a Fancy Dinner Party, please?” she asked.
“You’ll see directly,” replied the Doctor-in-law, as the Footman came round with the soup plates.