And spoke of themselves as ‘retired.’

“If any one happened to pass by that way,

The kettle with infinite scorn

Would turn up its spout and would haughtily stare,

The preserved meat tin with an ‘awful bored’ air

Would lift up its lid and then yawn.

“They flattered each other through thick and thin,

And the kettle would frequently say—

‘Such an elegant vessel I rarely have seen,

And your label in yellow, and crimson, and green,