And I was told by Dr. Lowe

Whom Mr. Wimpole’s aunt would know,

Who lives at Oxford writing books,

And ain’t so silly as he looks;

The Romans did that little bit

And we’ve done all the rest of it;

By which we hardly seem to score;

Left, and then forward as before

To where they nearly hanged Miss Browne,

Who told them not to cut her down,