“Have you noticed that black shirts are fashionable?”

“Certaintly—it is the triumph of Fascismo.”

“Rubbish!—it’s on account of excess of dirt and want of water.”

XLVII.

OUR RESTAURANTS.

Diner: Imbecile!—the fish you gave me a week ago was better.

Waiter: You are the imbecile—because I can prove to you it’s the same!