XLIX.
SAFETY AT NIGHT.
The Young Fellow: My wife has just given birth to twins—at four o’clock in the morning.
The Old Boy: Well, that’s very commendable caution. Few people care to arrive alone in Mexico at that hour.
L.
THE HENPECKED ONE.
Lunch time, and my wife so jealous! What the deuce am I to do to justify my late arrival?