So, with jest and story, the night wore on, and James Wiswell Coffin 3d pulled steadily at his cigars. He smoked nervously now, with a ruthless determination to finish at any hazard. More than once, in the early morning, he had to snatch hastily at a biscuit and swallow it to keep his gorge from rising at his foolhardy intemperance; but he manfully proceeded with a courage induced by the firm belief that if he failed, and attempted to evade payment of his bet, this gentle, green-eyed Klondyker would make him pay through the nose. It is not safe, in the West, for a man to wager high stakes with no assets. The youngster was by no means sure of his endurance. Already the weeds tasted vilely bitter and the fumes choked him pitifully, but still his sallies and repartees covered his fears as a shop-girl’s Raglan hides a shabby skirt.
By the watch, he had succeeded in smoking his first cigar in eleven minutes. Keeping fairly well to this pace, eight o’clock found him with but four left in the box. Rather sallow, with a faded, set grin, still puffing, still chaffing, the Harvard Freshman was as cool as Athos under fire. The Klondyker was as excited as a heavy backer at a six-days’-go-as-you-please. The cigar-clerk had run out of racy tales and conundrums.
At last but three Panatelas remained.
“See here,” said the scion of the Puritans, “I promised to smoke the whole box, didn’t I, and to keep one lighted all the time? Well, I didn’t say only one, and so I’m going to make a spurt and smoke the last three at once.”
The Klondyker demurred, and it was left for the cigar-salesman to decide. Coffin won. Making a grimace, the young fool, with a dying gasp of bravado, lighted the three, and while the others looked on with admiration, puffed strenuously to the horrid end. When the stumps were so short that he could hardly hold them between his lips the salesman pulled out a watch.
“Seven hours, twenty-three minutes and six seconds—Coffin wins!” he cried.
At this the Harvard Freshman toppled and, dropping prone upon the floor, felt so desperately, so horribly, ill that for a while his nausea held him captive. The room went round. After a while he reeled to his feet and felt the cool touch of gold that the Klondyker was forcing into his palm. The ragged clouds of rotting smoke, the lines of bottles behind the bar, and the sanded floor swam in a troubled vision, and then his mind righted.
“You were dead game all right, youngster,” the Klondyker was saying. “I never thought you’d see it through, but you earned your money. I’ll bet you never worked harder for a salary, though!”
Coffin tried to smile, and drank a half pitcher of water. “Gentlemen,” he said, solemnly, leaning against the wall-paper, “one of life’s sweetest blessings has faded. I have lost one of Youth’s illusions. I shall never smoke again. There is nothing left for me to do but join the Salvation Army and knock the Demon Rum. My heart feels like a punching-bag after Fitz has finished practising with it, and my head is as light as a new-laid balloon. As for the dark-brown hole where my mouth used to be—brrrrrh! I move we pass out for fresh air. Funny, it seems a trifle smoky here! Wonder why. Come along and see me skate on the sidewalk. I’m as dizzy as Two-step Willie at the eleventh extra.” Then he patted the double eagles in his hand. “Every one of you little yellow boys has got to go out and get married, I must have a big family by to-night!”
The Klondyker gasped. “For Heaven’s sake you don’t mean to say you’re going to begin again? You ought to be in the Receiving Hospital right now. Can you think of anything crazier to do after this? I’ll back you! I haven’t had so much fun since I left the Yukon. You’re likely to tip over the City Hall before night, if I don’t watch you.”