There was a yod on swearing at
The home of Mr. Badd,
So this was how he had to spat,
When he was good and mad:—
“Cognominate that blastoderm!
You jacitating void,
You go to Heligoland and squirm,
You lepidopteroid!”
Yowf, n. 1. One whose importance exceeds his merit. A rich, or influential fool. 2. Stupidness, combined with authority.
You find the yowf sitting at the Captain’s table on shipboard; and at the speakers’ dais at banquets. He is top-heavy with importance, and soggy with self-esteem.
Among the yowfs present were: The Mayor of the Small Town; a state senator; the Dock Commissioner; a bank president, two consuls, the Commandant of the Navy Yard, a police judge, and the Treasurer of the Wild Cat Club. (See Edicle.)
The yowf is long on dignity, and short on charm; but he has to be waited on first. The female yowf has a 46 bust measure, and is important mainly on account of her clothes.
It is always a yowf who gives the reception to visiting celebrities. He travels all over the world, and somehow, is able to mingle constantly with people with real brains. (See Machizzle.)
The yowf was traveling on a pass—
And he was grand and fat.
A Fourth Vice Presidential ass,
Or something big like that.
I could not bear him; so, one noon,
I pricked him with a pin.
He shrivelled, a collapsed balloon—
Naught but an empty skin!
Zeech, n. 1. A person of too strong individuality. One whose personality dominates. 2. A monologuist or violent talker.