[!-- H2 --] A GOOP PARTY "Please come to my party!" said Jenny to Prue;
"I'm going to have Willy, and Nelly, and you;
I'm going to have candy and cake and ice-cream,
We'll play Hunt-the-Slipper, we'll laugh and we'll scream.
We'll dress up in caps, we'll have stories and tricks,
And you won't have to go till a quarter past six!"
But alas! When she mentioned her party, at tea,
Her mother said, "No! It can't possibly be!"
So Jane had to go and explain to her friends,
And that is how many a Goop party ends!
Just speak to your mother before you invite,
And then it's more likely to happen all right!
"Please come to my party!" said Jenny to Prue;
"I'm going to have Willy, and Nelly, and you;
I'm going to have candy and cake and ice-cream,
We'll play Hunt-the-Slipper, we'll laugh and we'll scream.
We'll dress up in caps, we'll have stories and tricks,
And you won't have to go till a quarter past six!"
But alas! When she mentioned her party, at tea,
Her mother said, "No! It can't possibly be!"
So Jane had to go and explain to her friends,
And that is how many a Goop party ends!
Just speak to your mother before you invite,
And then it's more likely to happen all right!
[!-- H2 --] INQUISITIVENESS I gave a letter to a Goop To take to Mrs. Bird; And what d'you think he went and did? He read it, every word! Now, isn't that the rudest thing That you have ever heard? Why, he would peep through keyholes, And listen at the door! And open parcels, just to see What came from every store! Now, have you ever ever heard Of such a Goop before?
INQUISITIVENESS I gave a letter to a Goop To take to Mrs. Bird; And what d'you think he went and did? He read it, every word! Now, isn't that the rudest thing That you have ever heard? Why, he would peep through keyholes, And listen at the door! And open parcels, just to see What came from every store! Now, have you ever ever heard Of such a Goop before?
INQUISITIVENESS I gave a letter to a Goop To take to Mrs. Bird; And what d'you think he went and did? He read it, every word! Now, isn't that the rudest thing That you have ever heard? Why, he would peep through keyholes, And listen at the door! And open parcels, just to see What came from every store! Now, have you ever ever heard Of such a Goop before?
[!-- H2 --] DON'T BE GOOD Just because you want to go
To the circus, or the show;
But, when all your fun is o'er,
Be as good as you were before! DON'T BE BAD Just as long as you dare to be,
Because your mother doesn't see.
Do not wait for her to scold,
But be just as good as gold!
DON'T BE GOOD Just because you want to go
To the circus, or the show;
But, when all your fun is o'er,
Be as good as you were before! DON'T BE BAD Just as long as you dare to be,
Because your mother doesn't see.
Do not wait for her to scold,
But be just as good as gold!
DON'T BE GOOD Just because you want to go
To the circus, or the show;
But, when all your fun is o'er,
Be as good as you were before! DON'T BE BAD Just as long as you dare to be,
Because your mother doesn't see.
Do not wait for her to scold,
But be just as good as gold!