What in the world
would you expect
Of a Goop whose name
was Ezra Hecht?
Of course he would
refuse to heed
Or mind his mother—
yes indeed!
Of course he would.
Of course he did.
But you must do
what you are bid.
M. AND B. HOPPER
Restless While Dressing
Mother always
is distressed
If you fidget
when you're dressed.
If you fidget
like Miss Midget,
Hopper, or her
sister Bridget.
Goops like that
are so much bother,
That they ought to
dress each other!
AMANDA M. JAMES
Calling Names