I wonder if
you ever meet
The Goop who always
scuffs his feet?
He makes them drag
along the floor
As if they weighed
a ton or more.
Just think of
Solomon McKim,
And don't be slovenly
like him!
JOHN D. PELL
Ordering People
When John D. Pell
wants something done,
D'you think he asks of anyone?
Oh, no! He orders someone to,
With "Get my hat!"
or, "Tie my shoe!"
The Goops all say
rude things like these,
But you, of course,
say, "If you please!"
ESAU POUND
Leaving Things Around