Annie Fanny
Ruffle Riff;
Hear her snuffle!
Hear her sniff!
Hear her sniffle!
Hear her snuff!—
See her—well,
I've said enough.
You have seen her,
I suppose,
The Goop who seldom
blows her nose?
FELICIA ROPPS
Handling Things
Funny, how
Felicia Ropps
Always handles
things in shops!
Always pinching,
always poking,
Alwyas feeling,
always stroking
Things she has
no right to touch!
Goops like that
annoy me much!
PERCIVAL B. SLOOP
Acting Uncleanly