[1.] A LEGEND, Rare and Superfine,
Cribbed, some will say, from FRANKENSTEIN,
(It is a little in that line).
[2.] MY FEET; a Memoir, with a Phase
Resembling some Equestrian Ways.
[3.] TH’ INVISIBLE BRIDGE; a sort of Fable,—
Please understand, if you’re able.
[4.] THE RUNAWAY TRAIN; a weird Creation
Of Fancy and Imagination,
Meant for the Rising Generation.
[5.] On CITY FLORA, semi-culled
By one whose Fame was somewhat dulled.
[6.] ASTONISHMENT; depicting how
Peculiar is the Verdant Bough.
[7.] The PURPLE COW’S projected Feast;
Reflections on a Mythic Beast
That’s quite Remarkable, at least.
[8.] MY HOUSE, and how I make MY BED;
A Nocturne for a Sleepy-Head.
[9.] On DIGITAL EXTREMITIES;
A Poem (and a gem it is!)