XXXVI
I think the man exaggerated some
His increased Circulation,—but, I vum!
If I could get Two Thousand for one Tale,
I'd write him Something that would simply Hum!
XXXVII
For I remember, shopping by the way,
I saw a Novel writ by Bertha Clay;
And there was scrawled across its Title-Page,
"This is the Stuff that Sells—so People say!"