But if, in spite of this, you build a Plot

Which these immortal Elements has not,

You gaze To-day upon a Slip, which reads:

"The Editor Regrets"—and such-like Rot.

LIV

Waste not your Ink, and don't attempt to use

That Subtle Touch which Editors refuse;

Better be jocund at two cents a word

Than, starving, court an ill-requited Muse!